Perfidy
You know how a lot of people are stupid?
Recent media reports indicate a confluence of such folk, participating in an eBay auction, and their leader, Mongo the Retard, apparently had $1,350 at which he was pissed:
Flakey sale nets Virginia sisters $1,350
Sat Mar 22, 8:25 AM ET
CHICAGO – Two sisters from Virginia sold their Illinois-shaped corn flake on eBay Friday night for $1,350.
“We were biting our nails all the way up to the finish, seeing what would happen,” said Melissa McIntire, 23. “There’s a lot of relief involved.”
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In the oft-simmering battle of relative state IQs, Virginia beats the state of the supposed buyer, I’d guess. Which is a bummer, personally, because he’s from Texas.
Apparently, there wasn’t room in the cornflake auction for all the retards, however:
Thousands stuck with fake art prints
Fri Mar 21, 5:20 PM ET
CHICAGO (Reuters) – Take a second look at that signed Picasso print you bought on eBay.
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“Hey, Cletus! Let’s get on that there eBay and buy us some signed Picassos!”