Comments on: The Gods Need Douchebags http://perfidy.org/the-gods-need-douchebags/ Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:05:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: GeekLethal http://perfidy.org/the-gods-need-douchebags/comment-page-1/#comment-1178 GeekLethal Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:50:14 +0000 http://perfidy.org/the-gods-need-douchebags/#comment-1178 Attention to detail, young el-tee: you have to die first. Unless the goatherders in question can knock you down in the first place, it's a moot point. Although, as I alluded, the valkyrie have been known to paralyse the hero in the thick of battle and at the critical moment, thus precipitating his death in order for him to be taken to Valhalla. So if your shit crashes for no readily apparent reason, it might be the handmaids of Odin trying to accelerate your demise. Hey maybe the Aesir's air force NEEDs wizzos, I dunno.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('1178','GeekLethal'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('1178','GeekLethal','Attention to detail, young el-tee: you have to die first. Unless the goatherders in question can knock you down in the first place, it\'s a moot point.\r\n\r\nAlthough, as I alluded, the valkyrie have been known to paralyse the hero in the thick of battle and at the critical moment, thus precipitating his death in order for him to be taken to Valhalla. So if your shit crashes for no readily apparent reason, it might be the handmaids of Odin trying to accelerate your demise. \r\n\r\nHey maybe the Aesir\'s air force NEEDs wizzos, I dunno.'); return false;">Quote</a></div> Attention to detail, young el-tee: you have to die first. Unless the goatherders in question can knock you down in the first place, it’s a moot point.

Although, as I alluded, the valkyrie have been known to paralyse the hero in the thick of battle and at the critical moment, thus precipitating his death in order for him to be taken to Valhalla. So if your shit crashes for no readily apparent reason, it might be the handmaids of Odin trying to accelerate your demise.

Hey maybe the Aesir’s air force NEEDs wizzos, I dunno.

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]]> By: Brian Storm http://perfidy.org/the-gods-need-douchebags/comment-page-1/#comment-1176 Brian Storm Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:44:24 +0000 http://perfidy.org/the-gods-need-douchebags/#comment-1176 So Tom reading this I know wonder what my state could be. Now since I am an Lt and will eventually have the ability to decide if I am going to kill the potential terrorist goat herder from 30,000 ft or to take out some house where suspected goat herders are congregating. Will I goto Valhalla because is what I do considered glorious battle. I mean to me it doesn't. Its kind of one sided! I mean these people have no way to match me at all. Their slingshots can't obtain flight level status so thats right out. Their old Russian rockets can't go that high either. So where the hell would I go? I do think Odin might have use of an F-15, or a B-1 at Ragnarök. Even though the outcome is decided I think the news images during Ragnarök will be much better if there is Jets and Bombs<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('1176','Brian Storm'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('1176','Brian Storm','So Tom reading this I know wonder what my state could be. Now since I am an Lt and will eventually have the ability to decide if I am going to kill the potential terrorist goat herder from 30,000 ft or to take out some house where suspected goat herders are congregating. Will I goto Valhalla because is what I do considered glorious battle. I mean to me it doesn\'t. Its kind of one sided!\r\n\r\nI mean these people have no way to match me at all. Their slingshots can\'t obtain flight level status so thats right out. Their old Russian rockets can\'t go that high either. So where the hell would I go?\r\n\r\nI do think Odin might have use of an F-15, or a B-1 at Ragnarök. Even though the outcome is decided I think the news images during Ragnarök will be much better if there is Jets and Bombs'); return false;">Quote</a></div> So Tom reading this I know wonder what my state could be. Now since I am an Lt and will eventually have the ability to decide if I am going to kill the potential terrorist goat herder from 30,000 ft or to take out some house where suspected goat herders are congregating. Will I goto Valhalla because is what I do considered glorious battle. I mean to me it doesn’t. Its kind of one sided!

I mean these people have no way to match me at all. Their slingshots can’t obtain flight level status so thats right out. Their old Russian rockets can’t go that high either. So where the hell would I go?

I do think Odin might have use of an F-15, or a B-1 at Ragnarök. Even though the outcome is decided I think the news images during Ragnarök will be much better if there is Jets and Bombs

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]]> By: GeekLethal http://perfidy.org/the-gods-need-douchebags/comment-page-1/#comment-1175 GeekLethal Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:35:43 +0000 http://perfidy.org/the-gods-need-douchebags/#comment-1175 That's the worst of it, ML. The denizens of Hel are bound to that place until they, and it, and the balance of the universe, are destroyed after Ragnarok. They don't get to fight by Odi...eh, Wotan's side against the giants. Chubby, lean, or in between, they are utterly useless to the Aesir when it's time to come in for the big win. Then again, their participation would be futile, as the outcome is already known to all. *sigh*<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('1175','GeekLethal'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('1175','GeekLethal','That\'s the worst of it, ML. The denizens of Hel are bound to that place until they, and it, and the balance of the universe, are destroyed after Ragnarok. \r\n\r\nThey don\'t get to fight by Odi...eh, Wotan\'s side against the giants. Chubby, lean, or in between, they are utterly useless to the Aesir when it\'s time to come in for the big win.\r\n\r\nThen again, their participation would be futile, as the outcome is already known to all.\r\n\r\n*sigh*'); return false;">Quote</a></div> That’s the worst of it, ML. The denizens of Hel are bound to that place until they, and it, and the balance of the universe, are destroyed after Ragnarok.

They don’t get to fight by Odi…eh, Wotan’s side against the giants. Chubby, lean, or in between, they are utterly useless to the Aesir when it’s time to come in for the big win.

Then again, their participation would be futile, as the outcome is already known to all.

*sigh*

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]]> By: The Maximum Leader http://perfidy.org/the-gods-need-douchebags/comment-page-1/#comment-1174 The Maximum Leader Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:54:56 +0000 http://perfidy.org/the-gods-need-douchebags/#comment-1174 Boy... Thanks for this. I suppose Hel is just swelling with new residents nowadays. I suppose at Ragnaraok the armies of Hel will just send wave after wave of the chubby cubical-bound into the hellish maw of Odin's army. BTW, the Wagnerian in me likes calling him "Wotan" instead of "Odin." It is pretense of course... But I do it anyway.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('1174','The Maximum Leader'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('1174','The Maximum Leader','Boy... Thanks for this. I suppose Hel is just swelling with new residents nowadays.\r\n\r\nI suppose at Ragnaraok the armies of Hel will just send wave after wave of the chubby cubical-bound into the hellish maw of Odin\'s army.\r\n\r\nBTW, the Wagnerian in me likes calling him \"Wotan\" instead of \"Odin.\" It is pretense of course... But I do it anyway.'); return false;">Quote</a></div> Boy… Thanks for this. I suppose Hel is just swelling with new residents nowadays.

I suppose at Ragnaraok the armies of Hel will just send wave after wave of the chubby cubical-bound into the hellish maw of Odin’s army.

BTW, the Wagnerian in me likes calling him “Wotan” instead of “Odin.” It is pretense of course… But I do it anyway.

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