Rest in pieces … er … peace
I know you’re all as shocked as I am to learn that Evel Knievel has died.
See, I figure he actually died a long, long time ago. It’s just taken him this long to stop moving.
Ian
Perfidy
... we're evil like stealing your car evil, not killing puppies evil.
Patton
That’s what he gets for having settled that suit with Kanye West the other week.
Which story, by the way, was only interesting to me in that it reminded me he hadn’t died. Yet.
Buckethead
This may seem callous, but I was much more upset when I lost my Evel Knievel action figure sometime around 1979.
Kate
My reaction was “What? Huh? He was still alive?”
To my knowledge, there did not exist on the internet any sort of web tool that would have enabled me to keep tabs on the status of Evil’s mortality. Pity.