Must have
I subscribe to Slickdeals – it’s an rss feed that gives me links to user-located internet shopping deals. Moderately useful. By combining slickdeals and consumer reports, I located a very nice, very large tv for a quite reasonable price.
So this morning, I saw this in my feed:

I’ve not the slightest clue wtf a compound action bypass lopper is, yet I feel compelled to order one. I don’t even want to find out what it is.
That would just spoil it.

Perfidy