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WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG ?

Indian Chief, ‘Two Eagles’, was asked by a U.S. Government Official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress and his mistakes.”

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The Official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion, how has the white man done?”

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute, and then calmly replied. “When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes. No debt. Plenty buffalo. Plenty beaver. Clean Water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing… all night having sex.”

Then, the chief leaned back and smiled: “Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that.”