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Minister Patton

Mike Patton is distantly related to the much more famous General Patton. He also has the same name as the lead singer of the kick ass late eighties band, Faith No More. Sadly, this Mike Patton only blogs.

Patton disdains all racial and ethnic categorization, but proudly considers himself a Lucre-American. He also likes Daisies.

But not all flowers, just daisies. Here’s how he feels about tulips, for instance: