Guess which minister, Vol. I

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Can you guess which of the ministers might have been responsible for this gem of succinct, trenchant commentary?

If I pooped on a sheet of paper and used my finger to smear it into ones and zeroes, I would have written a better Windows browser than Safari.

Just saying.

And this follow-up, for those who might have thought the first comment wasn’t ambiguous?

if I may be succinct:

ass browser.

First person to guess correctly gets, free, the URL from which they can download Apple’s Safari browser.

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