Perfidy

It’s been a long standing point of minor contention between myself and Goodwyfe Johno that for some reason she won’t let me have a flamejob put on our Oldsmobile sedan. Says it’s a frivolous waste of money… I guess I can see her point, but I have a hard time liking it.

But let nobody say she’s not a good person: yesterday she found for me a guy who makes flamejob decals… for home stand mixers like my Kitchenaid Artisan 600! A silver-and-black flamejob diamond-plate pattern flamejob decal is on its way to my home as we speak, to give my Kitchenaid mixer at least 100 more horsepower of pure high-grade awesome. My mixer, when done, will look very much like this (except awesome silver on awesome red):

I love the internets.