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Nearly 3,500 Chinese named ‘Olympics’ Sun Nov 4, 2:52 AM ET
BEIJING - The upcoming Beijing Olympics is more than just a point of pride for China — it’s such an important part of the national consciousness that nearly 3,500 children have been named for the event, a newspaper reported Sunday.
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