Perfidy

We come to the end of our educational series, “Alternate State Mottoes for Stupid States” with a state that is last on many lists, no matter how ordered, Wyoming. There is surprisingly much to say about a state that 99.83% of America’s population has wisely chosen not to live in:

* Come dig a hole in Wyoming!
* The Cowboy State. Other Village People not allowed
* WyOMFG!
* ET’s Summer Home
* Cedant arma togae
* First to make the tactical error of allowing women to vote
* Less is more. But more is more, too
* Square, but fun
* Rodeo riding is not gay
* Don’t Feed Grizzly Bears. They Eat People.
* Don’t Feed Cowboys. They Eat People.
* The other square state
* Home of the majestic jackalope
* Largely Balrog Free
* Woefully underdeveloped and tragically cowboyified
* Come for the arid emptiness, stay for the arid emptiness
* Save a horse, ride a Wyomingite
* Yogi lives in Jellystone Park, fucko
* Got Geothermal Activity?
* Join the Dick Cheney Memorial Hunt Club and bag a lawyer!
* No limit on lawyers!
* It’s Wyoming, Baby
* It takes decades of training to become a competent cowpoker
* Brokeback Mountain is in Faggotty Colorado
* In Bauxite, the Future
* Rocky Mountain Oysters, it’s what’s for dinner
* We Love Our Congressman
* The Diversity State, if by Diversity you mean lots of white folk in jeans and cowboy hats
* Land of a perverse number of mountains
* Like No Place on Earth. That’s not a good thing.
* Not Much, And Lots Of It
* Land of Wary Glances
* Big Fats
* A Rocky Mountain New Jersey
* The Suffering State
* With this few people, you’d think it’d be harder to find assholes
* Flat Is Where It’s At
* Say “Wynot” and I’ll pop a cap in your ass
* The Dwarrodelf
* Jackson Hole isn’t as bad as it sounds
* I Live In Wyoming. Please Kill Me.
* Proving You Don’t Need A City To Be A State
* Where men are lonely and sheep are scared
* 48% Government Owned
* Alice doesn’t live here anymore
* Gateway to Utah

[Wik]Don’t worry, your alternate motto fun is not completely dead – there are plans in the works to attack Puerto Rico and our Nation’s capitol, and our crack team of researchers is looking into new and innovative ways to ridicule Europeans.