I meant to share this one earlier. Yes, I’m pimping my strip here but this one is pretty perfidious in its nature.

Read the entire strip from infancy to present day right here. The Adventures of the S-Team…bringing teh funnay every weekday for like two and a half years ‘nshit!

Just in case you thought this might be a politically-oriented post, don’t worry. I’ll leave that to Ministers better suited for all things governmental. This is mostly a self-serving post to let you all know I am a semi-finalist in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award with my as-yet-unpublished novel Deep Six. You can go read an excerpt here and write a review of it. To make it to the finalists round (100 out of the existing 500 novels will move on), I’ll need plenty of positive reviews. To sweeten the pot, there are prizes for reviewers. And remember, if you can’t say anything nice, lie.

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled Evil.

That’s the word count I stopped at for the night. And I got those down in 25 days of hardcore writing effort. That’s a pretty good pace – one might even say blistering if one was a connoisseur of all things wordiness.

Anyway, I just wanted to toot my horn here and say that I rock.

You can read my so-called deranged scribblings here.

If I’m mostly absent over the next month, here’s why. But don’t worry, come December I’m sure to be back to my normal, prolifically irritating self.

I’m going to be a guest on Turnbaby Talks this coming Sunday evening at 6 PM Mountain (8 PM Eastern). We’ll talk about NaNoWriMo, The Milkman, my webcomic, and whatever else I’ve got going on (It, of course). Please tune in and call in so I don’t have to hem and haw the entire time. If you can’t listen live, the show will be archived for your future listening pleasure.

*tap tap* Is this thing on?

Greetings and salutations, Faithful Readers! Or breathings and salivations as the case may be (if you’re an asthmatic zombie).

I am Minister EDog, and this is my first Perfidious Post about All Things Dark, Evil, and Twisted (those things in particular cause the riding up of certain kinds of underwear). To celebrate this momentous event, I feel it my duty to do what I’ve done for a couple years now via email to other ministers – that of pointing you towards some of the oddities I’ve discovered in this magical digital world we’ve created. And barring that, just show you some Pretty Weird Shit. Being as my nickname is EDog, I thought I’d fire off some cannons of canine-ical canon. And if you’re still reading after that fusillade, then we’ll get along just fine.

Unlike certain other Ministers here, I am a carnivore, and cheerfully indulge in All Things Meat, whether seared, broiled, boiled, fried, braised, baked, spoken to in anger, or given a dirty look. I’ll admit that one of my favorite breakfast foods is the Gas Station Hot Dog, a taste I developed back in The Day when I managed a 7-Eleven. Now you don’t have to go to a gas station any more to experience that wonderfully creative flavor of not-quite-grade-A-meat product. You can get it delivered right to your door!

Many are those of us who have canine companions. I myself have a lovely Australian Cattle Dog with a penchant for breaking out of the house through screens when frightened by approaching storms. Yes, I know. Dog logic. But here we cook and clean for our dogs – at least, some of us do – and take care of nearly their every need except one. Sure, you’ve probably neutered your male dog, because you’ve seen the Public Service Announcements. But if you haven’t because, say, you intend to breed the animal, you have to deal with certain, ah, libidinous instincts. Someone has finally come up with a solution for the problem of the horndog.

And last but not least, if your dog is still of a mind to sow his wild oats, don’t pray for crop failure. Instead, learn to help him practice safe sexual recreation with a time-tested method with approximately a 98% rate of effectiveness.

I know you’re out there…I can hear you breathing.