Perfidy
Be all vice-presidential and shit
Among her many sterling qualities, Republican veep candidate has a charmingly uh, let’s say, eccentric way with the baby names.
If you want to get in on that action, Politics Tsk Tsk Tsk has helpfully provided this handy dandy Sarah Palin baby name generator.
If Sarah had been charged with naming me instead of my dear own mom, I would have this rockin’ monicker:
Knife Pile Buckethead
And if I asked her to name my kids, they’d be Strangle Thicket, Quarter Pipe, and Sack Panther. (In descending order of age.)
My next kid would be Meat Notgay, which really makes a statement, I think. That kid wouldn’t grow up to use 9mm like GeekLethal.
Kate
My name would be Dust Chinstrap. Awesome.
GeekLethal
Steam Fangs Palin.