Author Archive

• 08.19.08 Patton
  The morning’s email as a learning device posted in Just So You Know
• 07.26.08 Patton
  Prepwork for the inevitable apocalypse posted in When the Zombies Come, Immanentizing the Eschaton
• 07.22.08 Patton
  The courts have spoken posted in Cry Havoc
• 05.24.08 Patton
  An old chestnut hit my inbox this morning posted in Fake Blogging
• 05.23.08 Patton
  Inequality continues to rear its ugly head posted in Fake Blogging
• 04.19.08 Patton
  Linguistics lesson, via this morning’s email posted in Filthy Lucre
• 04.11.08 Patton
  Global Warmening gets personal posted in Cry Havoc, Fake Blogging
• 03.22.08 Patton
  You know how a lot of people are stupid? posted in A Confederacy of Dunces, Filthy Lucre
• 03.21.08 Patton
  Conclusion jumping, of a sort posted in A Confederacy of Dunces
• 03.10.08 Patton
  Spitzenfreude posted in An Orbit of Eternal Grace, Lead Pipe Cruelty
• 02.29.08 Patton
  A post not designed solely to push not-Garfield off the front page posted in Fake Blogging
• 02.22.08 Patton
  Willie Nelson - senile retard or dain bramaged doper? posted in A Confederacy of Dunces, The Ambitious Moron
• 02.20.08 Patton
  Thank you for your business; Eat shit and die posted in Holy Shit!, Gustatory Delights
• 02.09.08 Patton
  Life’s lessons, delivered via email posted in An Orbit of Eternal Grace, Lead Pipe Cruelty
• 01.29.08 Patton
  Aids to comprehension posted in Deranged Scribblings
• 01.29.08 Patton
  A serious query posted in A Confederacy of Dunces
• 01.19.08 Patton
  Breaking News of a Critical Nature posted in Cry Havoc, Immanentizing the Eschaton
• 01.01.08 Patton
  Dumbing down the meaning of “calm” posted in A Confederacy of Dunces, Holy Shit!
• 12.26.07 Patton
  Editorial oversight posted in A Confederacy of Dunces, Holy Shit!
• 12.15.07 Patton
  More dreck from my inbox posted in Deranged Scribblings, The Big World