A post not designed solely to push not-Garfield off the front page

Fake Blogging

Not completely, anyway. In fact, it’s not even really a post, but just a “fakeblog”. I think I’ve met this guy, multiple times.

(Onion “autoblog” entry moved to the extended entry, because it apparently fucks up our blog in the worst way)

You Know What’s Stupid? Everything I Don’t Understand


[Wik] (4-Mar-08) Since it would be churlish to have back-to-back fake blog entries, I feel I must tag another Onion item on to this one, if for no reason other than to make it easy for me to locate later:

Biofuels Worse For The Environment

All three fake man-on-the-stree comments are winners:

Kirsten Simonon, Tattoo Artist
“Just once, why can’t one of our poorly considered quick fixes work?”

Bruce Jones, Systems Analyst
“Would it at least offset the amount of time I have to pretend to care about the environment?”

Will Trembeau, Truck Dispatcher
“Then where do they suppose we should get this green power? From magic? From the very Sun?”

You Know Whats Stupid? Everything I Dont Understand

The Onion

You Know What’s Stupid? Everything I Don’t Understand

For far too long I’ve sat idly by, twiddling my thumbs and respecting the right of others to form thoughts and opinions independent of my own, and…

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